Ian Minxël, an 49-years old french teacher in a belgian high school, is intending a €3 million lawsuit against the Pfizer pharmaceutical company, producer of Viagra, after spending the last nine months with a constantly erect penis.
“They say it’s a pretty rare side effet, that they ‘feel sorry’ and ‘consider it tragic’, but I’m the one everyone sees as a pervert!” he tells our journalist. “My doctor says that my condition could be permanent, can you imagine that? I go in class to teach and all my students keep staring at my crotch all the time. It’s excessively embarassing!”
Pfizer has emitted an short statement, saying: ” We want to reassure the population. M. Minxël is one in a thousand case only a few thousand people out of our millions of satisfied users have had similar problems. There is no need to fear using our product, it is excessively safe.”
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